I don't work.
I'm a bitch.
I have a huge ego.
I can't do anything right.
I cuss too much.
I don't care about anyone else.
But when they need help, who do they call?
One of these days, I'm going to start being like everyone else in the family and stop helping people. Actually, I wish I was like that, but that's not a part of who I am. I really care about people even when they don't give two shits about me.
One day I'll live up to everything they say I am.