Grandma: I can't wait to see you! I'm going to tickle you until you can't breathe!
A: Grandma, I don't want to come see you, because if I come see you you'll tickle me until I can't breathe and if I can't breathe, then I'll die, and I'm not ready to die.
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Kids can be so damned literal. It's truly funny.
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