As I was rocking A to sleep she told me she had to pee. I was watching a show at the time, so I let her go by herself. As the commerical came on I figured I would go ahead and wipe her since she can make a mess if left to her own devices for longer than 60 seconds.
When I walk in, she was looking in between her legs into the toliet bowl. As soon as she heard me, she swung her head up, squeezed her legs together, and looked at me with the widest eyes ever.
A: NO! Wet met wipe myself!
A: Uh, wet me wipe myself.
Me: No, I'll do it.
A: NO. You cant!
A: *deep sigh* because I put it in the toliet. (looks at her new purple foam soap bottle)
Me: Whaaaat? Why did you put SOAP in the toliet?
A: Ugh. Because, I wanted my pee to be clean in the toliet.