Wednesday, June 23

The Crazy Shit She Says: She's Trying To Hurt Me

As I walked in the door the other day from working the lunch shift I yelled "Mamma's home!" to NYEBoy and A. When I arrive home, A will do one of two things, either run to the stairs or hide under the covers of her bed. That day, she ran to the stairs.


A: Hey, did you fall?

Me: Huh?

A: Did you fall?

Me: Did I fall?

A: Yeah, DID YOU FALL?

Me: Um, no. Why? Was I supposed to?

A: Did you see the peppermint?

Me: Huh?

A: *points to the floor by the door* Did you see the peppermint?

Me: What the hell, did you really put a PEPPERMINT on the GROUND so I could FALL?

A: Uh, duh. Then, when you fell, I was going to SAB (save) you!



I guess if she can't kill me from driving me nuts she's going to start trying to physically harm me.

4 comments:

Waiting Lisa said...

hehe

I am visiting your blog for the first time for ICLW. I really like it. You're awesome.

Crossed Fingers said...

haha - she wants to be your hero like you're hers! Or at least I hope so...haha.

ICLW #135

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Catrisha T said...

LOL! That so sounds like something my *B* would do. Hoping you don't get hurt, and she doesn't decide to take it to the next level.

ICLW #23

Kristin said...

OMG, she is a hoot.