Unless I'm in pain, I usually make jokes more than complain about my body because that's how I roll. A knows I'm nearly blind in one eye. She knows not to whisper sweet secrets in my left ear because I can't hear them. She also often asks me why God broke my two fingers. Sweet kid.
Having said that, A and I were waiting on NYEBoy and K to get back from running an errand the other night. She was sitting in my lap talking to me when all of the sudden the conversation took a funny turn.
A: You only hab one eye.
Me: *trying to determine if she's talking shit 3 year old style*
A: APRIL FOOLS! AH HA! AH HA!
Me: *laughing* OMG You totally just said you're first April Fools Day joke!!!
A: AH HA! I KNOW! Hey, when is April Fools Day?
A: OMG! TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY!
Me: Yep! It's 9 pm. You almost missed it.
A: *covers my left ear* YOU HAB NO EAR!
Me: *fake screaming* No way!
A: APRIL FOOLS!
Then, I promptly called grandma to teach her to say "Happy April Fools Day, Fool!", but Grandma wasn't home. Great-grandma was home though and didn't laugh nearly as hard as I did. Heh. I'm so glad I'm too old for spankings.
Thanks Spongebob for teaching my niece her first April Fools Day joke. I almost cried. [insert Spongebob laughing here]