This is proof a Princess can and will get dirty. If they feel like it.
My exciting news? Well, it's exciting for me. After nearly 6 months, my period has arrived. I think. I hope. I saw red. I pulled out the box of tampons from the STORAGE CLOSET. A box from the stash of tampons I bought when A was just shy of 6 months old, 3 years ago. I hope it's around for longer than a day. involves more than one tampon and a cramp. For fuck sake, can't my body just be normal for once?