A has bad manners. I don't know why, but I think it's in part due to watching too much Spongebob. Thanks Patrick, you nasty fucker. This kid will burp and fart, ANYWHERE. Sometimes she'll say excuse me, other times she just ignores the sound and continues on with whatever she was doing.
A: *farts* (A long, steady one. I know. Gross, right?)
A: s'cuse me.
Me: *slowly turns head around towards the irruption*
A: *looks at me with big eyes*
Me: *I look back with evil eye*
A: *eyes get bigger, face drops down, forehead pokes out* I said s'cuse me!
Me: *slowly turns back around*
I'm thinking I should get these ass-and-mouth-outbursts on video tape. First date or Wedding, anyone?