The Crazy Shit She (We) Says: Clean Up

A conversation between A and I in the car.

Me: Do you know who our President is?

A: Obama

Me: Good. Do you know his first name?

A: No. Whud iz it?

Me: It's President Barack Obama. Can you say Barack Obama?

A: Barack Obama!

Me: Do you know who our Vice President is?

A: No. Whutz dat?

Me: His name is Joe Biden. If his name was Dick Cheney he would think his job WAS President of the United States, but really, he's just kind of like his helper.

A: Oh. Yeah, Ifb I wuz President I would need a helper too. He's got a lot to clean up.

Me: You've got that right sweetheart.

A: And den I'd pway (play) outside.

Me: But then your name would be Bush.