If you visit my family, lock up your cameras, phones, and computers. If you don't, consider yourself warned, someone will go through them.
Family, if you pick up my camera, phone, or computer, consider yourself warned, you might not like what you find.
If you pick up my camera, you might find hundreds of pictures of my inventory or hundreds of pictures of A. If you're lucky, you might even find a naked picture of me thrown in, much like a cherry on top. Don't turn up your nose, when you and your spouse live hundreds of miles a part, a naked picture reminds him of what he's waiting on. Then again, maybe it reminds him of why he's not with you. Depends on the mood, I suppose.
If you pick up my iPhone, you might find text messages that you don't like. Some might say "I'm bored. When are we leaving?", "I'm so fucking horny. I can't wait to fuck the shit out of you.", or they might just be a simple, hello. Like I said about the camera, it just depends on the mood.
If you pick up my computer, you might find my twitter page. If you find my twitter page and decide to Google to read more after I leave, but instead find my blog, consider yourself warned. You might find things about me you didn't know, thing about me you don't like.
Let's recap. If you're coming to visit my family, lock up your shit. If you're my family, and you find my blog by snooping through said shit, you might not like what you see or read. Consider yourself warned.