Tooth-Chipping Choking Hazards

Beware of Fudgsicles because they can be tooth-chipping choking hazards. The company should be happy to know an adult was eating this and not a child. Can you imagine the what if's? Apparently, they just wanted to make sure I was getting enough fiber.



Yes, I did e-mail this picture to the company with a friendly letter explaining that just because I was from Tennessee didn't mean I didn't want to keep all of my teeth, nor do I care to play magician with my digestive system.

LOOK KIDS!
It's a magical Popsicle, in a few hours she'll be shitting out wood chips!
WWWOOOWWWW!