Me: Hey A! We're coming to get you in two weeks. We're getting you a new bed and car seat for our house.
A: Is it a iddy biddy baby bed fer me?
Me: Well, one small enough to hold you, yeah. Are you ready to come see me and NYEBoy?
A: I'm werkin on muh werk stuff. I cain't talk r'aight now.
Apparently, neither one of us is ready. I thought I had a bed, but the chic from Freecycle flaked out on my ass. So, I still need a toddler bed, car seat, and wardrobe.
I also need to make sure NYEBoy and I have all the sex we can, because last time she was here for a month, he was neglected. Poor thing. I can already hear him crying in the corner. Heh.