After watching Seven Pounds with Will Smith, I told Cecily I wanted to get a jellyfish. NYEBoy thought I'd lost my mind. Let me explain, it had nothing to do with the ending. It had everything to do with how beautiful it looked in the aquarium.
As if NYEBoy didn't think I was crazy enough, yesterday I had to start talking again.
Me: I was watching Martha Stewart today. She was talking about bee hives. I want to get a beehive when we move.
NYEBoy: Do what?
Me: Martha Stewart has bee hives near her garden. I want bee hives near my garden, too.
NYEBoy: Have you lost your fucking mind? You do realize, you're only suppose to watch her, you're not suppose to do anything she ever does. She's Martha Stewart and you are, well, you.