Babies Don't Always Fit In A Dresser Drawer

NYEBoy: Jesus, this bed is HUGE!

Me: *laughing* Do what?

NYEBoy: This bed is huge. Who is this bed for? I thought you were getting a baby bed.

Me: It's a toddler bed. The mattress is the exact same size as a crib, honey.

NYEBoy: Huh? But, why do they need a bed this big when babies are like, uh, less than a quarter of the size of this mattress?

Me: Because one day, they grow up and become gigantic toddlers, like A.

NYEBoy: Well, whatever. I don't know where you're planning on putting it.

Me: Well, if you don't stop snoring, I'm putting it downstairs so you can sleep on it and A can sleep with me, in the bed, sideways. Cuz that's how she rolls, yo!

I picked up the bed from a lady off of Craigslist since the Freecycle chic flaked out on me. I just need to give it a good wash down with Clorox wipes and a magic eraser. I still need to get her some sheets. I'm debating on making a rag quilt. It might give me something to do on the 20-24 hours of driving and riding we'll be doing.