Saturday, January 24

Either Or

Why is it when I order a fillet it's either laying on my plate still mooing or closely resembles a charcoal?! It doesn't matter how the fuck I order it, they always fuck my order up. I am always stuck on salivating over a sweet potato while he gets to eat his meal, because I am waiting on mine to be brought back out to me. When I get it back, it's always the complete opposite of the way I sent it in. Yeah, that middle ground called MEDIUM doesn't exist, apparently.

Moooo, Medium-Rare, Medium, Medium-Well, Charcoal.

Stupidfuckingsteakhousesuckscowballs. Damn it.

1 comment:

momofonefornow said...

I suppose that makes me very lucky because I like my steak medium rare. It usually comes out exactly how I like it, with tons of pink in the middle. Last night we went out and I ordered a hamburger steak. When I told her i wanted it medium rare she gave me this very incredulous look and said, "honey, you know this is hamburger right?" Ummmmm, yes. I ordered a HAMBURGER steak so I am well aware that it is made of hamburger! WTF? I can't be the only one that is willing to risk her life for food done the way she likes it. Geez!