Note To Self: Movies

If you call your Mom on the way to the movies and your 2 year old niece ask you what you're doing, do not tell her you are going to the movies. For some reason, they don't realize there is almost 600 miles between Mem.phis and Talla.hassee, so when you tell her she can't come with you because you're too far away, she'll throw the phone at grandma and get upset. Then, she'll get back on the phone to say "Can't I pwease go wif yew to da moo-bees?".