Where Did You Get Dees?

This conversation was held at the check-out of my local Wal.mart.


Clerk rings bag of apples - ERROR!
Clerk rings bag of apples again - ERROR!
Clerk rings bags of apples yet again - ERROR!
Clerk: Do you want these?
Me: Um, yeah.
Clerk: How much were dees?
Me: I don't know.
Clerk; Im'ma have to call uh manager.
Me: Okay.
Clerk to Manger: She don't know how much dees are, do you know?
Manager to Clerk: No, go check check the sign.
Clerk to Me: Where you get dees from?
Me: *pause* Electronics aisle 5 beside the DVD players.
clerk returns
Clerk: They $4.12, do you want them?
Me: Um, No.

Moral of the story? The apples are in the produce section and I won't pay $4.12 for a small bag of dem.