Next time I get the idea to spend the night at my lazy redneck family in Arkansas, please remind me that they will never change.
Yes, the kid wears footed pajamas in the spring. FUCK OFF!
Yes, she has a sippy cup and likes milk. FUCK OFF!
No, she's not potty trained, she's still one. FUCK OFF!
She's a 36lb 3ft 1/2in 1 year old. The footed pajamas, sippy cup of milk, and diapers did not cause it, it's called genetics you fucking moron!
Take your precious child and her fucking magical blanket and kiss my big fat ass.