Next time I get the idea to spend the night at my lazy redneck family in Arkansas, please remind me that they will never change.
Yes, the kid wears footed pajamas in the spring. FUCK OFF!
Yes, she has a sippy cup and likes milk. FUCK OFF!
No, she's not potty trained, she's still one. FUCK OFF!
She's a 36lb 3ft 1/2in 1 year old. The footed pajamas, sippy cup of milk, and diapers did not cause it, it's called genetics you fucking moron!
Take your precious child and her fucking magical blanket and kiss my big fat ass.
Arggggg!
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Isn't it amazing how some people are, and how stressful family can be.
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Ugh! Family drives me crazy at times too! Wow you have a big girl - my 1 yr old is 20 lbs and 29 1/2 inches! He is tiny! My 4 yr old on the other hand is really big for his age and everyone thinks he is older. So when he has a four year old meltdown they look at me like I am crazy because he looks two years older! NCLM
It never ceases to amaze me how clueless people are - never mind the damage they are doing to that young mind!
Sounds like your niece's bday party is going to be great!
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LOL! I don't know why everyone thinks they are child-rearing experts. Assvice sucks.
My child is big too, and sometimes I think people get the impression that he's older than he is. I know even I expect too much of him because he's the same 'size' as another kid who's a year older. :) Sorry about the nasty family comments though.
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