My friend K and I had a falling out last week. She made a very stupid remark about me not knowing about kids because I don't have any, to which I responded that just because you can procreate doesn't mean you can parent. I have years of experiance as a nanny, I don't care if my body isn't working right now, I know my shit when it comes to kids. I was so upset I was shaking when she said those things. I know she is young and dumb and I don't expect a 23 yr old mom to a 4 year old to get infertility, but giving me a fucking break, use a fucking brain cell some time.
We have been home from vacation for 8 days I think and she has spent maybe 2 nights with her son. Her mom raises her son while she spends the night at random guys houses. She's 23yrs old and has slept with over 50 guys, can we say gross? Thank you.
But now my friends, get this, she has decided now she wants another baby so now she is going to try to get pregnant by a guy she's known a few months. She wants to know about ovulation, says shes searched online but is lost and wants to know what she should do.
First of all, on a sarcastic note, I am not, nor have I ever been pregnant, so whatever I have done, apparently doesn't work, so please don't ask me.
Now, back to reality. YOU don't need a kid, I will not give you advice on getting pregnant, and can we PLEASE fucking go back to our normal conversations? Ya know, the ones where I wasn't bubbling inside to yell SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!? Remember those? Fuh-HUHck! Of course you don't.