No, it's not a joke.
Yes, it's a real piece of chicken.
Yes, I wrapped it in tissue and brought it home with me.
Yes, we knew I was crazy--this is just proof!
Yes, I still have it.
No, I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
Yes, only I would see that in a piece of chicken.
Yes, I nearly pissed myself, too!
So I guess it is true, one nut is always bigger than the other.
Shall I call this... fried for her pleasure?