It only took a few years, but you have finally learned how to do the laundry. I knew you could do it. I know you grew up with just your father, but there is a right and wrong way to do laundry, and the men's approach for everything into one load is not the right way.
There are six seperate loads: your work shirts, your work pants, whites, colors, towels, and bed sheets. You see there are more buttons on the washing machine other than off and on. There is a load size button that you can change to fit each load size need so that it's not a waste to get the whole laundry load done in less than 3 hours.
Can you please seperate the laundry instead of trying to push the washer to the limits, it wears the close out faster. No, you will not 'just buy' new clothes when they wear out, you haven't 'just bought' anything for anyone other than yourself the entire time we have been together. No, you will continue to do laundry, you wear clothes too, ya know. Also, 'your way or no way' is just a fucking cop-out so you can just eat shit on that remark.
Thank you for listening,
You're Bitchy Other Half
P.S. Please make sure you just learn this simple message. Be thankful I won't even enlighten you on the fact there are even more buttons such as cycle length and water temp, etc, but I really just want you to learn the simple stuff.