Fertility Friend My Ass

(*Baby picture will come later this week. Too annoyed to learn new scanner, damn it.)

FertilityFriendNOTcom fucking sucks. I have been using them since 04 to keep track of my cycle days. The stupid thing should know by now my body is messed up but for the past few months it won't keep track of the length of my cycles. Every fucking time I update it the thing it starts a new cycle. I HAVEN'T STARTED A NEW CYCLE YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, MY BODY IS FUUUUUCKED UP!!! Shouldn't it know this shit after three years? If it hasn't learned anything, the least it could learn is the cycle lengths because it obviously ain't getting me knocked up. IlovemybodyIlovemybodyIlovemybody. I just wish it loved me, too.

Stupidmotherfuckingpieceofwastedinternetdomainspaceofshit.

Oh.. one more thing. The house I adore now? Ha. My "realtor" is beating around the bush again. I am so sick of this shit. I'm finding another realtor, well, I already have another one, but he's on vacation this week, but as soon as he gets back, I will never return to these dumbasses again. Plus, the other realtor, is quite attractive. Actually, there is no quite about it. I could eat him with a spoon and swirl him around with my tounge until he melted in my mouth. YumfuckingHe, I meean, Yummy. HaHa!